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Lighten up with with these uniquely funny candles. They make make great birthday gifts, Christmas gifts, wedding gifts, or just a great, inexpensive gift to make someone laugh out loud. With 20 styles to chose from, you can find a great gift for any occasion.
Label Reads:
Our Lady of Fair Elections Our Lady, I place my feeble vote in your hands that mine might be counted and we have a fair election in our country. Ensure each “chad” is completely removed so my intention is absolutely clear without the aid of an electron microscope. Protect me from partisan and incompetent vote counters and give me the patience to endure as many recounts as I must to know the actual results. And with your great power I ask you to let the election be guided by the majority vote and not the Supreme “chosen few.” Amen. Take candle in voting booth and light.
Directions:
Repeat prayer once for every selection and continuously in the case of “butterfly ballots.” In extreme cases light candle WITH the ballot. If disappointing results occur…consult the Declaration of Independence and think "TEA PARTY.” Good Luck!
Materials: Glass and wax |