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Lighten up with with these uniquely funny candles. They make make great birthday gifts, Christmas gifts, wedding gifts, or just a great, inexpensive gift to make someone laugh out loud. With 20 styles to chose from, you can find a great gift for any occasion.
Label reads:
Our Lady of Shopping Therapy I place the devotion of my sorrowful heart at thy feet so that I might continue to enjoy abundant "shopping therapy" sprees. Grant me the patience to endure rude salespersons, the strength to balance multiple shopping bags, and the stamina to sprint with ease on my quest for the best sales. And with the help of your grace, I implore you to provide me with an ever-higher credit limit. Amen.
Directions:
Place candle on sales circulars and light. Repeat prayer once for each store visited and continuously for each mall entered. In extreme cases, balance checkbook and pay down credit card bills. Good Luck!
Materials: Glass and Wax |