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Lighten up with with these uniquely funny candles. They make make great birthday gifts, Christmas gifts, wedding gifts, or just a great, inexpensive gift to make someone laugh out loud. With 20 styles to chose from, you can find a great gift for any occasion.
Label Reads:
Protection from Cranky Customers I place my feeble soul in your hands to help assist me in my misery over entanglements with cranky customers. Help me maintain a sunny and pleasant manner in the face of their belligerent demand that I accept returns without receipts. Give me the strength to deal with their high-pitched histrionics and low blood sugar tirades in front of other customers. And grant my fervent desire to never hear the words, "Let me speak to your manager" again. Amen. Directions:
Place candle next to a cash register and light. Repeat prayer once a day upon opening business, and continuously on sale days. In extreme cases, call therapist and quit your job. Good Luck!!!!
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