Lighten up with with these uniquely funny candles.  They make  make great birthday gifts, Christmas gifts, wedding gifts, or just a great, inexpensive gift to make someone laugh out loud. With 20 styles to chose from, you can find a great gift for any occasion.

Label Reads:

Protection from the Holier Than Thou Seeking your guidance, I offer this prayer to you for help in my encounters with those who presume themselves better than others. Shield me from their judgmental pronouncements on my values, political leanings and body art. And with the strength of your mighty hand, strike from my consciousness their predictions as to where I’ll be spending eternity. Amen.

Directions:

Place lit candle on a stack of banned books. Repeat prayer three times while considering your own sense of morality and fairness. In case of a mother-in-law visit, repeat prayer continuously while sneaking out the back door. If persecution persists, turn your cheeks and head for Berkeley. Good Luck!